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General BS and Laughs / Todays Joke. Snotty Sermon material LOL
« on: September 20, 2011, 01:16:48 PM »


A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his
flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,



'Jesus knows you're here.'



He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.



When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.



Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a
bell he heard



'Jesus is watching you.'



Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of
the voice.



Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
parrot.



'Did you say that?' he
hissed at the parrot.



'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you
that he is watching you.'



The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'



'Moses,' replied the bird.



'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?'



'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

77
Site Questions and Announcements / Glenn is 10 years old today
« on: September 10, 2011, 07:31:48 PM »


Some people will never grow up.  Right Glenn?

78
General BS and Laughs / Roger. . Be careful
« on: September 08, 2011, 07:58:43 AM »


We continue to get hammered here

79
General BS and Laughs / We survived
« on: August 28, 2011, 11:14:06 AM »


Well we're not out of the wood yet, but so far, nothing major

80
General Mopar Discussions / Broke the back window on the Virgin
« on: August 19, 2011, 03:50:00 PM »



I guess the window will be sealed now!  I may have one here
POLARACO2011-08-19 20:50:22

81
General BS and Laughs / Vacation
« on: August 12, 2011, 06:42:54 AM »




82
General BS and Laughs / How to tow a car
« on: August 01, 2011, 03:31:10 PM »




83
Site Questions and Announcements / thinking of change software
« on: July 22, 2011, 05:47:08 PM »


Want your opinions

84
General BS and Laughs / Funnies
« on: July 16, 2011, 02:26:42 PM »




85
General BS and Laughs / Guess what this is
« on: July 15, 2011, 02:56:39 PM »




86
General BS and Laughs / How you doing on your projects???
« on: June 15, 2011, 01:55:27 PM »
Thought it would be interesting to see how everyone is doing on their project lists.
 
You know I have a million things to do. . .  
 
Post your lists for a checklist so we cqn rib ya.  LOL
 
I'll start
 
Got the front bumper changed on Polaraco
Got the heavy wires and more pipe up for the wind project. . .still waiting for permits
If it ever stops raining, I might get ther lawn mower.

87
General Mopar Discussions / Polaraco is losing it roof
« on: June 07, 2011, 07:38:00 PM »


Top will be white as before.  At least it will be easy to clean

88
Tech- -BODY / Goo the hood
« on: June 02, 2011, 11:56:11 AM »


What do we use as an adhesive to glue the hood support to the hood?

89
General BS and Laughs / Wind in Wharton Project
« on: May 29, 2011, 03:03:34 PM »
Heh
 
Thank you for your help last weekend Lea.  It was, as usual, a pleasure having you.  But next time do me one small favor.  Stop rolling up all the cords and hoses.  LOL
 
OK  Progress
 
Got the battery shelves up today. 
 
Tomorrow, I am going to go over to Cheapo and get me some more 2" and straps and pipe up the attic.  Next rainy day, I am going to pull the wire down.
 
I am still waiting for the permits.  But I have run into a snag.  I would be 6 feet too high.  Soooo I have a plan.  They will be barely above the roof.  I am going to make them telescoping by putting the 1 1/2 inside 2".  I can use a locking colar to hole them.  Then every time it rains, they'll be able to grow 6"  LOL
 
I should have the permits next week

90
General Mopar Discussions / Polaraco &*&)*&%%$#%$#^&^
« on: May 28, 2011, 08:30:08 PM »


Oh well, the pooter needed a reset anyway.

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