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General BS and Laughs => Jokes => Topic started by: Stitcherbob on October 01, 2014, 03:28:27 PM

Title: on a plane
Post by: Stitcherbob on October 01, 2014, 03:28:27 PM
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he
turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
” Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no
God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you
 a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff –
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence,
thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the little
girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no
God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don’t know
sh#t?”
And then she went back to reading her book.

Title: on a plane
Post by: Snotty on October 02, 2014, 07:47:24 AM
Ha!