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General BS and Laughs => Jokes => Topic started by: Stitcherbob on March 22, 2013, 04:24:38 PM

Title: Dayvorce
Post by: Stitcherbob on March 22, 2013, 04:24:38 PM

      
A hillbilly
farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a 
lawyer. 
The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

        
The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces."
The
lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"     
The farmer said, "Yes,
I got 40 acres."

        
The lawyer said, "No, no, you don't understand.  Do you
have a
suit?"  The farmer said, "Yes, I got a
suit.  I wear it to church on
Sundays."

        
The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"
The
farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John
Deere."

        
The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"   
The
farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge.  That's where I
park the John Deere.."

        
The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?"
The
farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30."

        
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last
question. 
"Is your wife a nagger?"

        
The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our
last
child was a nagger and that's why I want a dayvorce."

Title: Dayvorce
Post by: Snotty on March 26, 2013, 09:27:31 AM
OK, the ending may not have been worth all of the reading....
Title: Dayvorce
Post by: Stitcherbob on March 31, 2013, 06:45:17 PM

(http://www.moparfins.com/forum/attachments/10/legends_rodney-dangerfield.jpg)

.........  tough crowd!