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« on: May 27, 2014, 06:49:37 AM »

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find
younger

women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through

menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish

the basement.  When you're done, you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the

bible... Is that true? Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to

Egypt..."

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60

year-old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those

wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems

with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds

when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"




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