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Steve

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« on: October 03, 2013, 06:59:07 AM »

A gas station owner near Camden, Alabama
was trying to increase his sales.

 

So he put up a
sign that read, “Free Sex with Fill-Up."

 

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his
tank and asked for his free
sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1
to 10. If he guessed correctly he would
get his free sex.



The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor
said, “You were close! The number was 7. Sorry.
No sex this time."

 

A week later, the same redneck, along with
his brother, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he
asked for his free sex.



The proprietor again gave him the same
story, and asked him to guess the correct number.



The redneck guessed 2 this time.



The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3.

You were close, but NO free sex this time."

 

As they were driving away, the redneck
said to his brother, "I think that game is RIGGED,
and he doesn't really give away FREE Sex."



Bubba replied, "No it ain't, LeRoy. It ain't rigged.



 

My WIFE won twice last week."
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2013, 11:08:46 AM »

D'oh!!
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2013, 12:34:34 PM »

Ha!
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