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Author Topic: Never cheat on a farm girl....  (Read 260 times)

Brian

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Never cheat on a farm girl....
« on: December 02, 2011, 10:53:49 AM »

 
A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door
and into the barn.
She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's' saw.
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's[/color]
I'm gonna burn down the barn!"
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Never cheat on a farm girl....
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2011, 11:43:08 AM »


OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Never cheat on a farm girl....
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2011, 12:48:44 PM »

......so you can coterize the flesh wound!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2011, 01:10:31 PM »



Ok Hot Shot  LOL
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