MoparFins

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

We changed servers, which is good, and lost all passwords, which is bad. See above.

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Todays Joke. Snotty Sermon material LOL  (Read 348 times)

Steve

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Karma: +1/-0
  • Posts: 8653
    • View Profile
Todays Joke. Snotty Sermon material LOL
« on: September 20, 2011, 01:16:48 PM »



A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his
flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,



'Jesus knows you're here.'



He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.



When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.



Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a
bell he heard



'Jesus is watching you.'



Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of
the voice.



Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
parrot.



'Did you say that?' he
hissed at the parrot.



'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you
that he is watching you.'



The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'



'Moses,' replied the bird.



'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?'



'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
Logged
Favorite Expression. . . Damned Kids.  Lots of projects.  Donations accepted

Snotty

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Posts: 3972
    • View Profile
Todays Joke. Snotty Sermon material LOL
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2011, 12:29:10 PM »

Nope, not from one of mine....  :-)
Logged
It's green here in Chico!!

Steve

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Karma: +1/-0
  • Posts: 8653
    • View Profile
Todays Joke. Snotty Sermon material LOL
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2011, 03:14:15 PM »



No but I thought you might use it
Logged
Favorite Expression. . . Damned Kids.  Lots of projects.  Donations accepted

Snotty

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Posts: 3972
    • View Profile
Todays Joke. Snotty Sermon material LOL
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2011, 08:17:57 AM »

Already have.... 
Logged
It's green here in Chico!!
Pages: [1]   Go Up
 

© 2008-2014 Steve Hobby • © 2015 Allpar, LLC