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Jason Goldsack

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« on: May 26, 2011, 04:24:06 PM »

 A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She
went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and
whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite
itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's
office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do
about it. He did it and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a
commotion at the back of the room She went back to investigate only to
find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

'I
thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he said, 'And
she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick
me up from school.'


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Jason

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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2011, 05:00:08 PM »


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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2011, 05:17:10 PM »

lol boys will be boys. thanks for that one. made my night.
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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2011, 02:39:38 AM »


Quote from: CBarge



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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2011, 04:59:27 AM »




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