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Rick Chaplin "julio"

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Christmas rust
« on: December 09, 2008, 05:50:18 PM »

Rusty NOW
 
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET
DOWN THE ROAD I GO SLIDING ALLTHE WAY
I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS
I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES
MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE
 
CHORUS:
 
RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
I LIGHT A MACTH TO SEE THE DASH AND THEN I START TO PRAY
THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT THE RADIO IT'S OK
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET
 
I WENT TO THE IGA
I WANT TO THE IGA
TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER
I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE AND IT'S GETTING HARD TO STEER
SKIDDING DOWN THE HIWAY RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS
I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS TO GET THE CAR TO STOP
 
BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS
BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS
IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE
PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY I WAONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE
I GOT TO GET TO SHOPKO TO PICK UP THE LAY-A-WAY
CAUSE SANTA CLAUSE IS COMMING SOON IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH
 
CHORUS:
 
RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE
THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH AND THEN I START TO PRAY
THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT THE RADIO IT'S OK
OH WHATFUN IT IS TO DRIVE THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET
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Stitcherbob

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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2008, 07:04:17 PM »

Oh-oh....someone got into the sour mash agin! 

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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2008, 01:26:15 AM »

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Oh-oh....someone got into the sour mash agin! 
Well, he IS from West Virginia...
 

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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2008, 04:34:14 AM »

That's what Alumidud looks like
 
Careful Rick. . .You might hurt yourself with that gun.  But it's kinda late for you now anyway.
 
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2008, 09:06:08 AM »

George Richardel is the BEST!  I stay away from that stuff now...

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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2008, 09:06:39 AM »

OMG it did it again... Di.kel!

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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2008, 11:53:51 PM »

Hey, it's Da Yoopers !
 
http://www.dayoopers.com/
 
"Rusty Chevrolet" is good, but "Fishin Wit Fred" is my favorite.
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Rick Chaplin "julio"

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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2008, 06:12:00 AM »

mmmmmmmmm,,,,,,,,,,  MY 'puter is blocking this,,,,, because, something about the uncertain 'source'
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2008, 06:17:41 AM »

It's OK Rick
 
It's only a picture of you
 
Throw that damned pooter out
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Rick Chaplin "julio"

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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2008, 01:08:24 PM »

I thought that was apicture of 'me' up above?
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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2008, 04:34:18 PM »

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I thought that was apicture of 'me' up above?
 
It is!  I like the pink overalls.  Shows your true colors.
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Rick Chaplin "julio"

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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2008, 04:37:07 PM »

What pink overalls? I didn't see any pink overalls!
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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2008, 04:46:31 PM »



 
Happy now?
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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2008, 07:58:02 PM »

don't go makin fun of a man what's gots two shootin irons.......

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Rick Chaplin "julio"

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« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2008, 06:22:00 AM »

Oh,,,,,,,. THOSE pink bibs.  I stand corrected. 
A gay, eg-nrnt hik,,,,,,,,
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