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steve fogel

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Man passes gas, charged with battery
« on: September 24, 2008, 07:47:26 AM »

So if you get pinched, make sure you don't pinch a loaf!
 
http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html
 

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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2008, 09:37:23 AM »

Jeez....My family could have me arrested and charged with domestic violence with amount of gas I blow off everyday.....
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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2008, 10:16:52 AM »

That's the most ridiculous charge I have ever heard of...  Makes us all potential criminals too
 
I hope the judge has a sense of humor...
 
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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2008, 10:34:22 AM »

If that were the case, Matt would be on death row
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2008, 10:43:13 AM »

Quote from: POLARACO
If that were the case, Matt would be on death row
 
in my OWN gas chamber
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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2008, 02:06:33 PM »

Everyone loves their own brand!!!
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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2008, 03:58:03 PM »

Quote from: ardog
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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2008, 05:59:18 PM »


If it's a criminal act, then Butch (Hemifury) unleashed a small tactical nuclear weapon in a terrorist attack on Polaraco's shop bathroom last year 
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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2008, 05:33:59 AM »

Yeah. . .we all had to go underground fo 300 years with that gas attack
 
And he had to do it next to the A/C intake duct too!  Everyone left the building
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« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2008, 06:32:21 AM »

Everyone left the building except Elvis....he died on the toilet....now we know why!

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